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Evil Mammoth Returns


07.24.08 (3:59 pm)   [edit]

Evil Mammoth Returns

Yes, it's true. Back from the void and lumbering like some mad nightmare from the darkness.

But it's only for a minute, my chums. I left this place ages ago because it had been run over by spammers, scientologists, and sociopaths. Forgive my bluntness as I will at least spare you my awkward testimonials.

That being said, I have started a website with a couple friends of mine. I oversee the writing department, for the most part, though the three of us founders post on a whim, and I refuse to enact my editorial will over my co-conspirators.

All others, though, shall feel the Paw or the Tusk if your offenses warrant such a thing.

Please come take a look if you'd fancy it. I may be found at www.slothjockey.com. My new contact information can be found on the site (I use the Evil Mammoth moniker here as well) if any of you might be interested in submitting.

You might notice some drawings published by TBlog's very own Jongleur.

And, of course, being the contemptible egomaniacal ass that I am, you are free to peruse my own missives penned for the sole purpose of poisoning the collective consciousness.

...back to the Darkness.

I'll be lurking.


posted by: heavyarms (reply)
post date: 07.24.08 (2:11 pm)

He is risen!!!



posted by: heavyarms (reply)
post date: 07.24.08 (2:16 pm)

He is risen!!!

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